". . We continued, in Danish, talking about what we loved about Denmark - the white stone churches, the golden barley fields, the shadowy beech forests, the good humor of daily life, the calmness of the people, their social grace, their eternal, untiring tolerance. It is - let's be frank here - almost everyone's idea of the World's Most Nearly Perfect Nation: a clean, peaceful, well-regulated society populated by prosperous (but not greedy or rapacious), tolerant (but principled), law-abiding (but humorous), computer-literate, bi- or tri-lingual people who all vote in elections and are as witty as Victor Borge and have no hang-ups about sex and reside in sunny, energy-efficient homes, the decor running toward light woods and primary colors, who can discuss (in excellent English) the infrastructure needs of developing countries or the Danishness af Woody Allen while serving perfectly poached salmon off handsome earthenware, copies af which are on display at the Museum af Modem Art in New York City. Despite Denmark's manifest virtues, Danes never talk about how proud they are to be Danes. This would sound weird in Danish and violate their pride af modesty. When Danes talk to foreigners about Denmark, they always begin by commenting an its tininess, its unimportance, the difficulty of its language, the general small-mindedness and narcissism and self-indulgence of their countrymen, the high taxes - 52 percent is the average income tax rate, and there's a 25 percent sales tax. No Dane would look you in the eye and say, "Denmark is a great country". You are supposed to figure this out for yourself." National Geographic, Vol.194, NO.1 JULY 1998 "Civilized Denmark" By Garrison Keillor (Page 59-64).
"Denmark has few natural resources, limited manufacturing capability; its future in Europe will be as a broker, banker, and distributor of goods. You send your widgets by container ship to Copenhagen, and these bright, young, English-speaking, utterly honest, highly disciplined people will get your widgets around to Scandinavia, the Baltic States, and Russia.." National Geographic, Vol.194, NO.1 JULY 1998 "Civilized Denmark" By Garrison Keillor (Page 65).